Jaywarbs

Florida sexual assaults drop to 0!

Isn’t this the guy that people sometimes joke is Tommy Wiseau?

You should get Pop Qwiz - the stuff from the early 90s that came in different colors and you’d find out what it was when you opened the bag.

Through a glass, frostedly

The American Dollar

We hear church bells all the time, so this seems reasonable.

A 4.5 hour cut of Napoleon Dynamite directed by Ridley Scott? I’m in.

They’re “driveway enhancers”.

No, and nobody in my immediate family has owned a manual since the early 90s. I’m 34 and in the US.

Wait really?? Now I’m even more interested!