JohnDoe_1492

This is the internet. I’ve seen a lot of great asses. And this is one of them.

I feel like the word milf has been ruined by people who believe in the letter of a thing rather than the spirit of a thing.

How? I wouldn’t guess this girl is even 30. How does she fit the spirit of the idea of a MILF?

Fair enough. I suppose it ain’t worth arguing over. I think the word lost all functional meaning when Brittany Spears had a kid. She was 24 and people were calling her a milf. Fine. Technically I guess, but when the concept was popularized in reference to Stifler’s mom, Brittany isn’t exactly in the spirit of the thing.

Some girls are so tiny I find it difficult to believe that I’m the same species as them.

Okay, I’m just gonna say it… I hated this on Reddit, and I’m hating it here… STOP CALLING ALL THESE GIRLS SLUTS. For fucks sake, nothing about being comfortable with their body makes them a slut. Nothing about being comfortable sharing their body makes them a slut. Your need to CALL THEM A SLUT betrays the fact that you’re a fucking misogynist. Jesus Christ… Go fuck yourself already.

I think it’s a pretty good soap box, y’know why? Because I can think of a word for black people about which this is also true. You know who gets to use that word in that context? That person’s friends. Not random assholes who post pictures of them on the internet.

Jesus, this just seems like an awful idea.

It’s pee. If it turns you on, that’s cool. But you need to acknowledge that it’s pee.

That’s Erin Ashford. Plenty of stuff over on *eddit. She’s absolutely stunning.