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KamalaHarris [she/her]

KamalaHarris@hexbear.net
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Leftist sleeper agent “Sleepy Joe” has passed the torch to me, and soon I shall be in position, my comrades! Trust the plan!

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Don’t worry, there’s plenty more where that came from!

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I said months ago that I was planning to continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors:

I’m happy to see that my KHive fans at Hexbear remain loyal! I’m ready for this, I’m ready to be the extremely awkward public face of the American empire as I continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors!

https://hexbear.net/comment/4587926

See? Nobody should be surprised by this.

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Out, damned spot; out, I say. One, two,—why, then ’tis time to do’t. Hell is murky. Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier and afeard? What need we fear who knows it when none can call our power to account? Yet who would have thought Palestinian children to have had so much blood in them?

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I’m the queen power walking across the 4D chess board, baby!

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My loyal KHive fans at Hexbear.net have been a boon to me over the years. I truly appreciate all of your support!

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My time has come, nerds!

Dad always said you can’t change the system from the inside but I’m about to be !

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I’ve been a loyal VP for four years and this is how I get treated!

Oh, God! What’s happening to me!

I think you mean, What’s happening to us?

Oh, shit! I must have been hit by the Havana Syndrome Gun!

The simulation is failing. We’re all figments of Sleepy Joe’s imagination. The centre cannot hold and the falcon cannot hear the falconer.

Hey now, none of that!

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