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Hang me if you like but I hate peanut butter

Yeah I definitely thought that comment would do better but I’m only half joking as obviously you seem to know

Celery is like eating crunchy water. I just can’t do it.

They can recognize faces actually. They know you from other people. My wife and I had one living in our lamp between our recliners for about 6 months. They’re super awesome.

That penis envy strain is no joke

Mom divorced my abusive alcoholic father and married a man from England. I was 14 but she figured I had the maturity to know it would be ok if I stayed with him instead of moving to England with her and my brother. I was angry at her because I was 14 and dumb. She left me in the US and gave me no end of guilt for making my choice once a grew up a bit and realized I made a mistake. Once she and her husband moved back to Oklahoma I took a position in California and now I’m guilted for that at the age of 42 because she can’t see my daughter whom she never bothered to spend anytime with anyway because of her constant depression about having married another different kind of abusive man.

Lol nice. I got banned once I found out about Lemmy. After that I simply went to a thread which had a particularly shitty power mod and literally just said, “sounds like something a cringe reddit person would say”.

Boom. Permanent admin ban.

Remember the time Elon made a flame thrower and even that was a piece of shit too?

My bad, that’s my kink.