Thank goodness my Athlon 64 FX-60 didn’t make his list…
https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/6565526716.html
https://ram.maldroid.dev/
https://www.theregister.com/2024/10/23/linus_torvalds_affirms_expulsion_of/
My god, did that smell good.