For those keeping score at home, that’s 0.36 Scaramuccis she lasted there.

Because she isn’t? Sure she’s better than any of the Republicans, but that’s a stupid low bar and doesn’t really tell you much. Her record in California is abysmal, she had zero support in her campaign, and she’s done fuck all since she became VP. She’s essentially a glorified security barrier to stand between the nuclear codes and whatever asshat the Republicans end up shoving in as Speaker in the event that Biden goes the way of all flesh during his term.

The enshittification proceeds apace. Fuck u/spez.

In other news, hundreds of Alabama hospital staff were arrested for keeping children locked in freezing rooms for weeks on end.

Damn, Republicans are really committed to being a Captain Planet villain now.

Imagine being such a piece of shit that even the Republicans don’t want to associate with you.

Yeah, apparently NASA are real sticklers about all the doors staying on all the time. Just ridiculous standards to expect!

The Republicans started an ill-advised conflict without an exit strategy? Who could’ve seen that coming!

Imagine being so up your own ass that Matt Gaetz is too open-minded and welcoming for you to stomach.

Guess the executives didn’t want to wait for him to take one of their planes and die naturally by getting sucked out at 35,000 feet when a door falls off.