I drive a jacked-up '77 Ford, and an '02 Subaru outback stick that’s built of spare parts…

We ain’t all that stupid.

We’re not all that ignorant…

Not all of us are primitive-minded pieces of shit that still believe in fucking magic…

Have your fucking judge come drink beers with us…

I still don’t have a goddamn presidential candidate that I believe in…

Talk all ya shit … but represent me, as well… Then ya gonna have something

I do… And I am… Will you film it for us, if we do for you? Edit: a letter.,.

I know that’s right. We all fuckin love Ruth!

Possibly overrepresented on a couple Frank Zappa albums…

Your sweet ass has about the same integrity as all the other bullshit I see (and sometimes even read) every motherfuckin day on this Internet we find one another on… Source verified as original by way of alcohol.

Nice fuckin job, eh…

I fucking love the goddamn Silver Surfer… And Satch…

Funny faces!! Fuck yes! That’s just sexy as fuck!! Gimme that

Pretty sure that’s John Coffey.

Happy Birthday! Hope you have the best damn birthday ever!

G’mornin! I will not drink with you today.