for those not aware: this is not an actual forum user commenting on the game. this is a fake review included as flavor in the consumer-stylized “store” (your equipment/outfit/talent menus dressed up in hypercapitalist satire)

so is it on the nose? too much so? are we overthinking it? whose to say. the hypercapitalist satire has already had a recuperative effect if you are seeing this message; you already bought the game, so maybe these questions are irrelevant

we respond to your inner frequency. also iraqi dinars

thee, settinge the miller to the sworde, sowing: fucketh yes i saye

thee and thine, who knowe notte how turneth the millstone, reaping: verily doth this sucke

No.

breaking melina URGED to find shelter as hexbear admin starts invasion of c/fakenews. c/the_dunk_tank warship headed for support, c/chapotraphouse on red alert as radical liberal hexbears start formation on c/badposting front

i’m sorry i have to say it

any time i see a picture of milei i double check to make sure i’m not looking at a still from a monty python skit

bombed in the butt by an idf drone hunting miniature hamas shrink ray operatives by evil chuck tingle

to further explain: it specifically hails from street ball courts, often wedged between urban apartment buildings, which were often brick buildings. “bricking” is shooting a shot so wild as to miss the backboard completely and hit the brick building behind the court.

mint condition presidential candidate, still in protective jean wrap