The gravity is negligible. The official sizes of the Death Stars have been 120 - 900 km in diameter according to rebel scale. For comparison, Earths moon is ≈35000 km in Idiameter, and its gravity is 1/6 of earth’s. On top of that, the Death Stars are mostly hallow, being a metal framework, instead of solid rock.

This reminds me of a story I read once about some airline that was well regarded for its adept mechanic/technician workforce. They would have sassy inspection notes like

Pilot: Front left tire almost needs replacing
Mechanic: Almost replaced front left tire.

No shit!

We should go back to cloth sacks that we can make dresses out of again!

That explains why my fuzzy terrorist always wants to bite them.

Tampon Tim is here to stop the red wave!

The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Kennedy said in the deposition.

Or fatal food poisoning.

His analogy also implies that the prime baby making age is <1 month

Please please please start another speakership crisis 🙏

It’s not because they’re LED. It’s because they’re aftermarket: illegally colored, and poorly aimed or not aimed at all.