The Democrats’ “strategy” has been scolding people not even for voting for Trump, but just not voting for whichever gelatinous pig they coughed up and threw out on the debate stage. I have been seeing this for a decade now. “Vote D or you’re a literal demon nazi fascist misogynist xenophobe loser moron.” No one feels especially enthusiastic about making friends with them or heeding their instructions, so they lose elections, reinforcing these ideas in their tiny minds. It’s a hell of a feedback loop. Whatever, guys. Keep rolling over on command like a well-trained dog, vote for whoever your favorite late-night “comedian” told you to, and continue to wonder why things keep getting worse in four-year increments. They have this coming.

“I don’t need Trump’s appeal expained to me, sweaty.” Yes, you really do.

Screeching for more genocide with “Democrat” in your username… I would ask how this is real, but that would be an insultingly rhetorical question. Nothing is real to them except their reality TV program. Fuck these rats.

Carrot and stick

Scratch something, something something… kill me.

The thing that pisses me off about these hashtag girlboss k-hives stans is their deep-seated unseriousness. They do not mean anything they say other than “orange man bad” and “vote blue no matter who.” The MOMENT the rubber hits the road, they will sell other people’s rights for the impression of their own interests being safeguarded. They will make a bunch of noise about racial justice, no human is illegal, et cetera, but the instant they feel Mexicans aren’t useful anymore, they drop all pretense and go right to the Final Solution. What the fuck?

“more war pls”

“Just hold out a LITTLE bit longer, folks.”

“The strawpeople in my head get along even though they should be fighting. They must be conspiring to destroy me, because that’s what I want to do to them. This is a real thing happening in the world and not just in my imagination.”

Anticommunism. Not even once, kids.

“What? It’s always been underwater!”

“Stop resisting.”

Libs hate Russia, but they need it to explain why people don’t toe their ideological line.