NoSpiritAnimal

Fill my holy churn with honey cheese was my user bio back on Reddit.

I saw this guy huffing galaxy gas outside the Wawa.

Like a god damned King, Anon. That’s how.

The Bourne Identity fight choreographer also based his fights on the fights in the movie.

If you’ve ever seen both movies it’s very obvious.

This movie came out in an era of shooting from the hip action stars, and John Cusack and his Kickboxing Instructor put down one of the best movie fights ever.

Also Dan Akroyd’s “POPCORN!” will never make me not laugh.

FOX Business: FOX News but we make finance dicks feel smart

Oh no they’re all me

I always build my dreamhouse, which is basically this. A tower with trees on top.

Why did anyone ever think he was any good? The folksy paintings? The aw-shucks friendship with Michelle Obama?

This dipshit has the blood of millions on his hands. He gave us Alito. He destroyed as much of the administrative state as he could. His CIA daddy stole his election.

Can you imagine our world today if Gore had gotten in?

Fuck Cheney too, he only cares because Trump was mean to his shithead daughter.

At 60 MPH the Hummer EV has the same kinetic energy as a 1993 Honda Civic Hatchback going 120mph.

The “I’m feeling lucky button” was born from those days. I remember the old times, when it worked.