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ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world
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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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1m from the pole seems a bit close. Now, I’m not a lineman so I cannot tell you much but my guess from looking at loads of telegraph poles throughout my existence is that it may be from an older pole that was placed a bit further away from it.

I assume it’s one of those things they’ve forgotten about when they changed poles because it was buried in your garden.

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Can’t wait honestly. I’ve been using it for years. No app feels the same.

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Me: I’d like to buy a smartphone

Samsung: ok

Me: I also need an apartment in Korea

Samsung: ok

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Me: I need assisted living facilities after a small chemical accident in the home

Samsung: no problem

Me: oh, and some sugar

Samsung: fine, there you go

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Me: also diapers, unrelated

Samsung: here you go

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Or wet wipes for dogs, probably

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