Weird you didn’t post this before the election results came in, since it was so obvious.

I have deep sources telling me he got more votes.

Assuming…you know…Biden will lose his record for oldest president ever and the gerontocracy continues.

Gotta think 2029 brings the biggest drop in age for a long time, JFK was 26 years younger than Eisenhower. We could beat it with a 56 year old in 2029. Vance would break that record if by election or…you know…but I think Whitmer would be 56 exactly. Wes Moore, Buttigieg, Josh Shapiro would all break it.

Literally every former president says “promises made, promises kept.”

This is one of the more normal things he has said recently. Several quotes talking about literal demons coming after him. He might need whatever therapy program Glenn Beck joined.

I exclusively use rage comic memes to express myself. Does that date me? Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

But monkeys never ask questions.

Science has yet to determine if monkeys would be able to type “wherefore art thou Romeo?”

Not another one knight stand!

It’s honestly very funny to imagine any US Senator thinks of themselves in these action hero terms. Like Mitch McConnell heard about it and put on a bandana and got his lasso.

Text generation is Frozen Yogurt now.

Noticeably worse, but you can have so much more.