Slow down in general. You ain’t the good guy here, crying over someone driving slowly IN THE SNOW.

Gonna start using “season 8” as a euphemism for a particularly bad shit now. “Brb, gotta produce season 8…”

Maybe you can open 'er if you’re a gentleman.

The “in” part apparently.

That one wasn’t reeeeeeeeally writing at random though.

Security is, and always has been, a matter of making your shit harder and take longer to break. Any security is penetrable, given enough time and willpower, just make sure it takes longer than it’s worth.

If there are an infinite number of trials (either infinite monkeys or infinite time), the outcome is truly random, and the desired text is finite, it must necessarily happen at some point. In fact, it’d happen an infinite number of times.

The original thought experiment clearly states infinite. As soon as you bound that in any way (such as not infinite monkeys, but 1 monkey for every atom in the universe) you’re talking about another experiment entirely. Infinite means infinite, not really really big. Gotta use some critical thinking 👍

After enough doses, you build up an immunity. I learned it from the princess Bride.

It also provides a raised grip for removing, but they could do both of those without THAT shape. Even rotating the hole 90 degrees would make it a little better on the key ring and still keep those marginal benefits.

Wouldn’t it be kimdotcom.com when kimdotcom.net shows up?