OozingPositron

Hubo canvas y nadie avisó.

!canvas@toast.ooo

Asbestos are awesome too.

Apuntalo a feddit.

Computers have social anxiety.

Pero pudutron, en el internet no le puedes decir a la gente que sean héroes.

Is this the fox news everyone keeps talking about?

Dogs are so loving and in my case have always been obedient, but the first two years they behave like a dinosaur on meth. And then cats are so calm but they just ignore me except for when they want food.

Me estaba comiendo una lata de jurel y me puse a cuestionar como le llamarán los sajones al jurel, porque siempre tienen nombres graciosos para los peces…

Se llaman horse mackerel, estoy muy decepcionado.

God gives his tastiest beers to his drunkest drivers.

I suppose that’s why he’s using dirt instead of the entire shovel.