> be a teenage boy

> castle get sieged by the english

> get handed a crossbow

> own a king

…

> get boiled alive afterwards though

USA already has ton of agencies overlap in terms of mission and jurisdiction, nobody really cares if there is one more.

Rationalization

I’m genuinely impressed.

Reaction formation

maybe they should have a guy with small fingers enter the address on the gps screen

what the fuck were they doing

that sounds awfully authoritarian from him

Historically-speaking anansi tend to associate closely with extremely young people and wear an open hair-on-your-chest-BHL shirt

damn you can write any thing with “historically-speaking” before it and it becomes true!

please never be too awkward to ask for help when it’s actually needed

if you’re not an asshole about it no decent person will hold it against you