The things you do to get your hands on a Gibson.

I was meant to be happy?

I’m happier in my 40s than I ever was in my 20s.

I mean, shit’s still fucked. But it was so much worse then.

org-roam

Wipe your phone, restore from backup once you’re in.

I have punched my ex in my sleep because I got in a fight with Daniel Radcliffe because he was a nazi. Another time I kicked her while practicing karate under water.

I have also been punched in the back by another girl. Then she yelled “You can kick the piss out of that one, wooooooo!”, then she spat on me. I’m fairly certain she was asleep at the time.

Do you have room outside for an enclosure?

Damn Disney, they ruined Disney.

Did Australia to London, plane full of screaming babies. Slept 16 of the 24 hours flight time.

What’s my secret? Anti-psychotics.

My son is also named Fortran.

We need more “Fortran” license plates in the gift shop.