I remember this one commandment that said “thou shalt not kill.” Oh wait, I forgot that Christianity makes exceptions for their enemies.

I’m sorry, I might still be confused… did he get arrested and tazed for just continuing to conduct the band? Why were the police even stopping him? This seems insane.

Reading through all the comments, it’s funny to me a Star Trek fan not being able to conceptualize a world without money.

For someone who is worried about the sanctity of marriage when gay people wanna do it, she sure is publicly stepping out on her husband before their divorce is finalized.

As an educator, I’m shocked … that they have the backup subs and/or a replacement teacher to justify losing a teacher over this.

I wonder if it’s because you have an in-culture that they don’t understand. I haven’t bothered to look it up, but like what is chapotraphouse? I think it was a podcast, then a subreddit, but what does it mean?

I don’t hate you tho, just saying.

If you can’t publicly register your car, you can’t use public roads. Be sovereign on you own sovereign roads.

Just be fat, it worked for me.

There were goddamn Nickelodeon phone-a-thons where you pledged to not use cfc products. This shit was serious.

Edit: I just remembered ,they talked about how bad the sun was for kids in Australia, or something.

Me, an average person: Imagine increasing your net worth.