Remember when tech companies wanted you talking to your phone for everything out loud. Hey Siri, eat a boiled dick.

I just wishlisted the fuck outta this bitch

It’s got 2-4x as much RAM as the average apple device so maybe that makes at a Newton pro max ultra

That’s how some people found it, but it would disappear when someone would login to investigate.

Hopefully we can develop some non credible footage of this event using a highly credible AI

Toothpick is absolutely the best solution for this. 3d printed cleaning picks are also usable but aren’t as strong in my experience

Let’s make sure no single player games work either as well as our new disc-free console for real pros.

Calling it a ‘pro’ and not including the disc drive is silly and infuriating.

Huge fan of horizon games. Zero interest in multiplayer.

Don’t threaten me with a good time