Not when you factor in the money spent on toilet paper needed to clean up the nasty shits you’ll get from chugging a jar of tomato sauce.

Edit: Not to mention how many meals you could have gotten out of it by eating it on pasta. $5 bucks can get you 5 meals, your way you gotta spend $15 for 5 meals and you don’t get any pasta.

Well, ideally Bernie would have won reelection in 2020 so he wouldn’t have been able to run this time.

Weird, why did Gary Larson spell his name “Scott Hilburn”?

Nah, prison system was made to keep slavery legal, disenfranchisement is just a bonus.

I wouldn’t recommend consuming an entire jar of pasta sauce regardless of sugar content, it’s just not economical.

It is the Democrats fault that there are so many cowardly, weak-minded losers in charge of the party though.

He also knows that ignorance of the law is not a legitimate defense, even if it’s fake ignorance.

Thanks for this, I was wondering about the 50 pence sticker, now I see someone changed it from cents.

Should have released this article yesterday, I did them at midnight.

Oh, so Jesus just had one nut, the Holy Ghost had the other one, and God obviously had the Heavenly Shaft. Got it.