Welcome to johnnycab!
If only the readme clearly said what it was with a link you could click…
Can I borrow your microwave?
Haha, yep!
Since forever?
to waive, meet a minimum balance requirement of $1,500 at the beginning of each day or have at least $500 in monthly direct deposits or keep at least $5,000 across Chase accounts
“Programmer humor” “excel”
Take a look at Withings.
Into a different environment, right?
If it doesn’t work, you can still hit him with it
LOL. I had the same reaction when I found out a decade ago.