My favorite reference to “alot”

Western Virginia doesn’t matter.

Oh good. Anyways…

Apple knows where my friend’s cat hides in the woods.

You can’t judge a place you’ve never been to, that’s what people in Russia do

KN

My HP is central ducted. You’re talking mini splits, one kind of HP.

Google keyboard before they went all in on machine learning for spelling and grammar. It was freaky good at correction, then immediately fell off a cliff. It still replaces my son’s name, which I type multiple times a day, with a less common name even when I type it correctly. I’ve removed the wrong name from the dictionary but no dice, still gets it wrong.

Dat E2-4 slump

I bought a fancy US made spatula for my grill. They make a smaller cheaper one that I added on impulse. That little guy is a champ and gets 5x the use of the big fancy one.