Omg I used to do the same thing!

My mask is nearly sheer at this point and I’ve started wearing more goth clothing to work because fuck it.

Thankfully I’m tight lipped at work and my social media accounts are either private or deserted wastelands. So far everyone is pretending to have a live and let live mentality about their coworkers, but I have a feeling the moment career progression actually looks possible again that people will be snitching left and right.

Sure, but when it comes to politics they don’t follow anything else. No main stream news, no shitposting accounts, and now that I’ve double-checked the only other follow I see on there that’s purely politics based is Jordan Peterson.

Unless, what, you think they’ve become so grill pilled that they stopped looking at posts years ago? Like I said, one of the accounts is less than a year and a half old, although it looks like their likes, replies and posts on that account are private.

EDIT: Oh and I almost missed their Dave Rubin follow, gee wiz I had no idea who that guy was.

Let’s see…

• Quoting pro union activists (but only the “peaceful” ones )
• Never jerking off cops and only giving lip service to troops 1-2 times a year during fashy military related non-holidays (we work with a super patriotic veteran)
• Being pro slacking off at work and going back to full time WFH.
• Not cringing during pride month announcements, even when stonewall gets a nice mention.
• Not saying slurs and tippy-toeing around saying anything remotely offensive… because I live in Florida and that’s where the bar is at
• Never makes “my wife” type jokes even though we mostly work with boomers.
• Doesn’t appear to be obsessed with masculinity.

Yeah my bar is real low for the general public, I know. I guess compared to the mask off chuds, this guy blended into the vaguely progressive, liberal background of the general metro area. Other people at work tend to treat him like a saint. Actually looking back I think one of the main things that made him cringe was my veganism and asking if he wanted to try some of my food.

You sure that’s not a screencap of a turret from the next Portal game?

Gives the same vibes as father daughter dances.

No father son dances though, that would be

Yesterday I found out a coworker who was seemingly progressive follows the Daily Wire and Babylon Bee on social media, including on an account that couldn’t have been made anymore than a year and a half ago.

Yeah, this is the same coworker that I found out goes to a fake progressive Christian church a couple months ago, so I basically had a moment.

On one hand, as someone with autism I’m almost impressed by the masking skills and brainworm wrangling this chud must summon every in-office day. On the other… wow yeah this is why you can’t really make friends at work. Too many wolves in sheep’s clothing. It’s a bad habit of mine to think more kindly of people I’ve spent large quantities of time with, but I’m actually really grateful in times like these that overall I’m a jaded and alienated person because revealing too much about myself could have absolutely cost me my job.

On a more positive note, I do find it super funny that some chuds feel the need to do this even though the majority of people working there are also chuds. I guess leftism and general anti-capitalist sentiment really has been exploding in the USA over the last half a decade.

Pull the drivers out and make them watch before hitting them with a littering fee.

It’s ok, we all get older and nostalgia pilled.

(Saying that as someone that also loves vapor wave and is probably older than you.)

Actually I remember back when it was trending I used it as a coping method for dealing with retail jobs. I’d watch a lot of vaporwave being played over footage of dead mall tours. Before I became a leftist, vaporwave was my reminder that the consumerism will die eventually.

I mean, ya know…

Dats one reason I guess.