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I worked with a guy that only shat if he was naked. He said it was the cleanest and most comfortable way to poo.a Side note is that he went to jail once and he cleaned up his act after he had to “poop in front of another man”

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<3 my pinephone pro

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Wow mfers really added tiling too… Cosmic has so much hype around it… I wish it the best and hope to check it out.

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Uh, so… I may run a Facebook account for my dog… I was asked for a driver’s license. I made a shitty id for her…like with her picture thinking ‘well, this is it… May as well have fun.’

It was approved. Either the approver was like ‘fuck okay, bless you’ or it’s a shitty ai bot.

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bruh, i can’t be the only one confused why state farm’s drive safe app was being touted…

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just to be a bit of a devil that advocates thingies, i lost my pooch a bit ago and my family asked when they could get me a new pup. i told them i needed time and maybe around my upcoming bday. so, i think if its been discussed in some fashion… i think it okays.

but i do understand the overall point and i don’t disagree - surprise pets tend to be a bad move.

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semi-related tale. when i was in college, there was a snow storm and a bachelor party in the same week… so I missed 2 of 2 classes before the friday quiz. the class was hard already and i wanted to at least show that i cared about the course. so, I showed up to the quiz anyway. i ended up spending 40 mins or so writing about how the rhythmic hip thursts of some historical science person had changed my entire life and the landscape of modern dance. i had zero clue what the quiz was on and deserved to fail. i got a 50 % on the quiz and the professor thanked me, but asked that i never do that again. that was a fucking win over a zero. sometimes people just need a good laugh.

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I miss this type of shit from early ufc days… Like they used to just put muy Thai vs karate masters and it was interesting as hell to see. I get why it happened but now it’s all mma vs mma… Not as fun imo.

Edit- I’m remembering seeing a few sumo dudes too. I’m thinking this was the 90s

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we really ain’t making any jokes on the name of the drives? okay…

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Op, if my HR dept saw me scroll by that pic… It would be an annoying conversation. Like while I’ll agree, there’s no nudity… I would get in trouble. I’ve left some chatroom due to this… People just don’t understand that I don’t care but the folks cutting my checks will make a thing of it

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