I’ve never made 6 figures before, but was asked to show my investment portfolio value when applying for a mortgage as it was part of my assets. Assets the bank could seize if I didn’t pay my bill.

TIL I’m the 1%.

And puts it where?

Some krill are basically the same size as a grain of rice though.

Do you think you are disagreeing with me?

This only sounds bad for people with a love of beer and donuts.

Admittedly, I am included within that group. But if I wasn’t, I could see supporting such variable rates.

*Cries in vector

Physical - dry socket

Emotional - nawww I’m good lol

I’m going to use this next time I don’t tip

It’s neither lol, it’s the people themselves.

Blame choosing to drink alcohol or fly a low cost carrier, but like…really it’s you. Sorry.

Can we…stop yelling?