Resistentialism

Or we could band together and pretend the chicken is the dog. And the dog is the chicken.

This, however, could lead to some very interesting AI generated recipes.

What do you hear if you do listen in?

Someone really needs to start making actual bourbon biscuits.

Like, yeah, they’re the best and all that. But, what if I need that bit of something to get me through the day? I can’t have a drink at 9 am because it’s frowned upon. But a biscuit? Yeah, that’s calm.

To be fair. Chicken fried steak tastes alright. So, by this logic, if it’d chicken fried dog. First off all, that’s amazing, where did chicken learn to cook? Secondly. It has potential.

I use a knife and fork to eat pizza. I start with the crust and work my into the middle.

Tipping it over could cause a drop, which could be costly to replace. And if you’re just holding it to one side. You’d need a second person to either hold it, or take the plug out.

Or, figure out if you are lactose intolerant. And if you are? Fill yourself up with dairy and be a true menace.

Just don’t shit yourself. Otherwise, you’re just the weird guy who shits himself.

See, I vote to say “what the fuck was that?” Or “oh just shut the fuck up” when people sneeze in public.

I used to play this shit when I was in primary school (under 10) woth a friend before school, and after. Honestly. Fucjing best game of all time.

The only two I can see that could possibly benefit from this technology are ovens and fridges.

Ovens: Turn them on 5/10 minutes before getting home to preheat, also useful to make sure it’s turned off if you go out. My mother and I have had plenty of times when we go, “Did I turn it off?”

Fridge: keeps track of what you do amt don’t have. Of you go out, even with a list, there’s bound to be something you forget. Also could be useful for recipes. Unless it’s basic stuff, I usually always use recipes, my memory is horrendous, having that on a big screen fridge would save the hassle of having to wash your hands, pick up the phone, put the phone down, wash hands again. The recipes could also be generated from what you have. I think, and I could be wrong here, samsung is trying this.

Anything else seems really dumb though. A washing machine? If you leave it on when you go out, it’ll turn off anyway. It makes even less sense when you consider that you have to manually put things in anyway.