I’ll start off:

Long, long ago

Long, long ago in a land

I’ll start off: I wish I could teleport

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two

Wish granted. Stock prices go up the harder you squint but conversely plummet when you don’t, leading to an apocalypic market crash that can only be avoided by frequent squinting throughout the day. On the plus side markets close after 4pm so you do get to rest you eyes a bit before the next day :P

I wish I had a notebook, that whatever I drew in it would immediately come into existence in front of me.

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups.

Wish granted. But once you use your powers for the first time you realize that you cannot unfreeze time, and so you (along with the rest of the universe) spend eternity frozen.

I wish I could cure any ailment with a single touch.

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power.