RyanLiu

My Taiwanese ass thought this fish was cooked in boba tea and was hella confused 💀

Is that oral or anal?

Oh yeah I forgot the countryside exists

I’m a 1, and yes I watch porn to collect “materials” to concoct the most perfect porn in my head that no one has seen and will never see.

What, you egg? [He stabs him.]

You know what parking lots actually are? Land that investors bought and they’re waiting for the housing prices to go even higher before then build another empty residential high-rise over it. No sense putting solar panels on a parking lot that’s gonna be gone in a few years.

It’s not like we’re constantly at odds with each other as well, normally I’d go to her bed, or she’d come to mine for a while before I sleep to “get them cuddles” as you put it.

Oh well, 7 years too late for me lmao

We are both Asian.

My god, the amount of language I have to learn is monumental it seems