SadTrain

I tried Victoria’s Secret, but they told me to never come back

Too bad your clothes stay on the other side. I guess you can try to teleport out of county lockup too

Hell, I wish they’d release a standalone client for custom campaigns. D:OS2 did a pretty good job with it, but it’s not on 5E ruleset.

Every other tool I’ve tried to use for 5E online campaigns is clunky. They have the groundwork and a ton of available assets already there.

That video still haunts me. He is VERY lucky to be alive.

Brake pads are supposed to smell like manstop.

'SPLODEY. I’m trageadorable!

The Berenstein Bears would’ve never let this happen. :/

Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?

Hell, I was looking at the spam filter on Messages and accidentally opened one. It was sent as an RCS message and I was worried I’d be flagged and spammed more because of the Read receipt.

Lint balls and Vaseline. You can start a campfire anywhere with that.