All I know is that when I order locusts and get a stowaway cricket with them is that it drives me mad in the evening when it starts chirping

They only really chirp in the evening or at night

It’s called Bovril

There isn’t 8 billion women last time I checked

“The film also investigates wild claims that, the then, Prince Charles piloted an experimental UFO type craft in 1975”

For some reason I am doubting the credibility of this source

Boats actually pass on the right on UK canals

It’s worse than that - it’s described in the article as the “station tuck shop”. Apparently the police station has resources to run a tuck shop when crime routinely goes uninvestigated

Made me think of the yellow eyed demon from Legion

Usually 12, and it’s a temporary ban, but there are some cases where people have managed to accumulate more because judges kept deciding that they needed to keep being able to drive despite repeatedly demonstrating that they cannot drive safely.

If the council maintained the road markings like they are supposed to then companies meeting their obligations to repaint markings would never make the news. It only gets picked up on when the original marking is basically non existent anyway.