Wow what a wild story. Definitely worth the read

The owl is sick of the photographer’s dad-jokes

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GASP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!111!!!2!!!11!!!1

Borb is bird+orb because of how sperical this particular lad is

It’s their revenge for Weasel Stomping Day

Fancy cotton ball borb

What a rotund borb

In this case it looks like “extreme” really just means 10 keyless which is a neat fad right now where people are liking the “minimalistic” keyboards which are nice if space is a concern but really every manufacturer is jumping on it because it translates to making less keyboard overall and charging more for it.

So Jack is Maiq the Liar

YOU GOTTA CRANK YOUR MOUTH HOG LOUD AND PROUD MFER!!!11111!!!11!!! HORSECOCK!!!1111112!!!