Butts.

My passwords are safe.

No, they’re really not. No matter how good your password is, it can absolutely be compromised. If you use a password manager, just look at how often sites tell you that you “forgot” your password, despite knowing you haven’t.

Use 2fa for things that are absolutely vital. Whether you use it for your Blizzard account or Steam account is less important. (Though I’m pretty sure Blizzard has leaked passwords at least once, many years ago.)

Go for it. There are plenty of other banks.

Commanding the military is an official act and absolutely immune.

Command the military to jail anyone standing in the way of a couple constitutional amendments to fix this.

One amendment to fix the Supreme Court. Another amendment to make the President not above the law.

The amendment can even include the phrase “With the exception of direct actions taken to create this amendment” which will permanently document this stain on our democracy.

Meanwhile Trump’s syphilis riddled mind is sharp as a tack?

The dude literally wears diapers.

Yet these people never pick up on things like asbestos or lead or microplastics.

I got concerned when formerly good reaction memes were added to default Microsoft Teams.

It’ll be like Katrina. Probably in Florida at first. Probably in the next ten years. Probably more than once.

This, but everyone should be an above average tipper.

(Yes, I know.)

Eh, sounds like a conspiracy theory. It’s the kind of thing that would look really bad if it got out, but doesn’t have much upside.

If it signifit affected profits, maybe, but this doesn’t register there.