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Bake me a bread, but don’t use any flour or water!

Check out Deichkind: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OntgdM84SDQ

Yes, and a lot of the time: I don’t want to pay child support!

A CNN article on the meme also suggested that the breadth of reports of bizarre activities is due to a confluence of factors, including public records laws giving journalists fast and easy access to police reports, the relatively high population of the state, its highly variable weather, and gaps in mental health funding.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Man

I’m not a cook!

The psittacosis pandemic of 1929-1930 would be my guess.

It was mentioned in the psittacosis article someone posted.