>your body, my choice. Forever

I hope he gets crushed by a bus jumping a curb

Why is everyone dancing so stiff like they just shitted their pants so hard the “check underpants light” started flashing?

Today I drove a 60 foot bendy bus through a really narrow neighborhood. Holy mackerel

=)

John Trolling

Maybe

Flashing and honking startles the carbrains around your immediate bus, we just do a friendly wave.

Very intense, the bus is only governed to 65, so everyone’s blasting you going 85mph. But this sounds weird, but the bus shrinks in the mirrors. Only when you return to the yard do you realize “holy crap I drove this massive machine”

I just drove a fucking bus onto the freeway ama

I’m gonna do my best!