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Skoobie@sh.itjust.works
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Mail Carrier, Autistic, Parent, Pagan, and a very cool dog.

Nonbinary with no preferred pronouns. Married to a bisexual sponge.

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🏝Skoob🏝@sh.itjust.works
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in technology@lemmy.world•Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds

Alright then. 2 monkeys… 3? 4? The answer has to be a number lol.

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in memes@lemmy.ml•I'm just trying to buy a hoodie

Every FOSS project I’ve ever looked into lol

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in rpgmemes@ttrpg.network•Hi, Daryl

After seeing the comments left by the other 2, I’m very intrigued.

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in weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan•20-Year-Old Dies From 'Fried Rice Syndrome' After Eating Leftover Pasta

Yup. This exactly. After 2, and I feel like I shouldn’t even go that far lol, I toss out. Safe than sorry and all that.

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in politicalmemes@lemmy.world•Whatever country that is sounds terrible

Either it takes such an effort to get menstrual products into schools that it gets you a fun nickname, or we’re doing reassignment surgery during health class.

Pick a lane lol

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in politics@lemmy.world•Man charged with allegedly assaulting mail carrier delivering 'Harris for President' mailer

Probably wasn’t labeled as pepper spray. We aren’t allowed any extra weapons on the job. But we are given Dog Spray. She sprayed him with Dog Spray. Which to be fair, is essentially pepper spray. But the label reads Dog Spray.

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in politics@lemmy.world•Third day of bomb threats inspired by Trump lies sends Springfield hospitals into lockdown

If it was in their mailbox and had no postage, report it to your post office. That’s illegal and the postmaster can hit them up for postage due.

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in politics@lemmy.world•MAGA pastor claims Kamala Harris deployed "witchcraft" in Trump debate

Dude says its occult witchcraft and then goes on to define collusion and conspiracy. Like, that didn’t happen either but those are what he’s describing.

Also, just throwing it out there, if the pastor ever made a birthday wish before blowing out candles then that would be witchcraft. Spells are basically intentions combined with ritualistic actions in the hope of a stated outcome.

So yeah, Harris didn’t commit witchcraft at the debate but every American does on their birthday. Fun fact 😛

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