He owned it too well. Call him a war criminal and he says “yeah, and?” and signs a gallon water jug with a rag in the handle.

Wear a blanket like a robe around the house.

Not to mention he’s omniscient and knew they would do it anyway.

Jaysus. I can’t even find the numbers anymore. I used to go to the pledge website and just point at the numbers when people tried to defend pledges, but it looks like they just took them off the site unless you’re logged in or something. Dunno, the site is a right bitch to navigate.

Edit: nevermind, think they’ve smoothed it out and I can in fact find prices now. This will be fun.

Oh wow the dude getting the shit beat out of him. That’s a real good look for Maga.

The flannel and chin scruff of the assaulter make me think this is a normal day for him.

Camouflage through intimidation. If you saw a dude sneaking around covered in human skulls, no you didn’t.

Never seen wheel of fish?

Literally just don’t bother posting on these ones.

Oh absolutely. If we’re being 100% honest, they’ll never release because that’ll kill their golden goose. Pledge ships are only supposed to exist during early access and go away after release. Why release when you can instead churn out ship packs worth thousands or even TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS that schmucks will actually fucking pay for?

Do as many as you can normal then go to your knees. Makes it much easier.