Tangled Slinky
Simply stack the two kings (after declaring “king me,” of course). You may now move the stacked kings in any direction. If a piece, including a queen, attempts to capture the stacked kings, the demotion sound from Super Mario Bros. is played, the top king is removed, and the bottom king may capture the attacking piece.
Therefore, this is not mate.
Imagine having your military undermined by a washed up football coach. I have to hope that this sentient pile of damp laundry gets what’s coming to him eventually.
According to certain Christian sects, if you don’t believe in a god but still live a good and moral life, you’ll spend eternity as a side character in the Windows 95 video guide.
It’s been a while since I cringed hard enough to collapse in on myself. Thank you and damn you.
Is Wendy’s still doing the sassy Twitter (now known as “X, formerly known as Twitter”) schtick?
This has big “FW: FW: RE: FW:” energy.
I hope she continues to fuck around. I don’t think she’s had nearly enough “find out” yet.
Eat farts.