SlurpDaddySlushy

Nah don’t cremate. Bury the body with no box and no preservation. Get those nutrients right back into the soil as fast as possible.

This guy Seinfelds.

I used dating apps for 10 years. Got maybe a dozen replies and 1 date. So I’m looking at like a .00001% success rate. It’s heartbreaking how unattractive that makes me feel.

I would not call the date a success lol. I tried to plan to go somewhere but the girl knew a mutual friend so she said she felt more comfortable coming over my apartment. She was adamant about being pizza (which was awful), and when she walked in she cracked a joke about how easily she could get raped. 0/10. Did not see her again.

That’s a big nope from me.

It’s pronounced pasghetti.

I keep mine on the right. Had to get StartAllBack after Win11 fucked it up.

Would I still look like me, just more feminine?

If so, cry.

I think it’s a thing all dads of a certain age used to say.

LG enV Touch. The thing was actually awesome. Music player was dope, touchscreen worked well, full physical keyboard, and the browser could load Flash. The web browser wasn’t perfect but was on par with the blackberry of the time.