When an alcoholic ham sandwich gives you the finger-guns and you immediately spring to full-mast

Happy four years of lurking and shitposting <3

Yeah? Well, tell Musashi that his book is overrated. Dual-wielding swords is always dumb.

“It can’t be THAT funky–”

Hell yeah, give me the Wrist-Fucker®, 1945 edition

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I need to keep track of this channel. Thank you for the share!

Shocking? This is hilarious.

I woke to lib crying about polling rates and doomerism.

Only to realise they were talking about Trump getting an involuntary ear peircing. Wtf is this timeline.

Just not the same without hacking ‘Arrêt!’ into the buttstock

This gun looks like it’s 25% longer than it should be