Goofily!

Yep. I get that now. New rules of the internet. Random kids get to hijack your conversion and tell you how you feel about things just because you respond to trolls.

Like I’m doing now.

Go on and tell me how much more angry I am.

Why u mad bro?

(Note: if you respond, I get to continually harass you and tell you you’re mad- because dems the new rules!)

And small dick energy? No need to go after one’s manhood because you don’t like what they say. It’s every bit as juvenile as assuming one’s emotional state when you know nothing about them- and just a small percentage worse than barging into a converse for no other propose than to antagonize.

Also, I very much enjoy trolling trolls. I’m better at it.

Toodles!

Is he though? He’s anthropomorphic, speaks clear English, and owns a dog.

Pluto is an animal-shaped person.

Wait no that’s Goofy. Pluto is an animal owned by an animal-shaped person!

k… you can go away now. lol.

(The “lol” is there to emphasize the calm and humorous disposition of my emotional state that it may please the angry edgelord)

Fucking hilarious!

So let me get this straight so I understand the new rules of Internet interaction.

I say a thing. Someone gets to tell me I’m mad. And the only way to say that I’m not mad is to not respond. But if I do respond, new people who have nothing to do with the discussion (trolls)… get to tell me that I’m mad. But I can’t ever indicate that I’m not. So in essence, others know more about me than I do. Nice built-in automatic win button you got there… Bro!

Holy shit this has got to be the dumbest thing I think I’ve heard in a long time! Seriously…. Did I stumble into r/teenagers?

So now- since you’re responding to me, by your rules, I get to claim that you’re upset now. U mad bro? Why u mad? Awww bro… cheer up bro! If you stop responding. You’ll not be mad. Just don’t respond to be happy!

Bro.

Oh and it’s “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”

Pseudo intellectual indeed.

I’m laughing my ass off at how seeming impossible it is to convince an internet rando that I know better than they do when it comes to my emotional state.

Like. I get that you’re a troll- bRo… but man… I’ve seen better trolls on desks in HR offices.

DO better. Then be better.

Side note- I never was trying to say the word “do.” Maybe learn how to read.

I said TO you, as in- from YOUR perspective.

No, it didn’t.

No, Pluto is a plant.

Did you miss this part?

“Conservatives helped conceal Musk’s contributions through so-called social welfare or “dark money” groups that do not have to disclose their donors and can raise unlimited funds.”

Do you honestly think he’s on the level here? Especially since the fucknut was promised a government job if Trump gets elected?