Sparky

A 2014 survey asked US law enforcement officials to rank terrorist threats to the United States. They ranked sovereign citizens as the highest threat — with Islamic extremists coming in second.

Jeez

I can’t imagine a country that ranks it’s own citizens as the highest terrorist threat

Thanks for leading me down the electric grid rabbit hole!

Why did you have to call me out like that?

To the moon and back

This would be a great meme format

I read calcium as cadmium 💀

Fun fact: you can download llama3, an llm model made by meta (which is surprisingly good for its size), and it’s only 4.7gb. A dvd can store 4.7 gb of data, meaning you could in theory have an llm on a DVD.

Model link

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May interest you in a blåhaj instead?

Im the person who’s been “chosen by the people” to do “IT stuff”. Family, friends, teachers, and neighbours reach out to me for the simplest tasks. Stuff they could probably figure out on their own, but insist I do for them.

I’m a nightmare for my school administrators, as I know my way around every blocking and monitoring thing they’ve set up on the school equipment.

I’ve also caused headaches for the entire city wide school system, as I got cloudflare to (unintentionally) block traffic from our ip address, and since all traffic is funnleded trough a VPN to a central gateway (all schools in said city use the vpn) ,meaning I blocked 66k kids from using the internet for 15m. ( I didn’t get in trouble :3)

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