I’ve been accused of being a bot in online games due to my robust vocabulary, resistance to abbreviation and slang, as well as pedantic punctuation use. It has been happening for decades.

You should be racist a little to convince them you’re a human/jk Since ai can’t be racist lmao XD

Never in my life thought I’d see something this cursed on this website

So much is going on in this picture not just the tattoo…

The early bird gets the first worm… but the late worm lives longest.

Lmao we have someone in Jail running for president he’s convicted of 12 years imprisonment and wants to be president there’s no bigger presidential joke than this

If you had poop on your arm, would you clean it with water or just wipe it with a dry towel and call it a day?

I mean what use are nails for, at some point in the human evolution we wouldn’t need nails at all

I’d like to add that… I have stubbed my toe so hard twice now and they had to remove half of the nail Twice and from experience I say fuck them the creation of nails was a mistake existing only to make us further suffer on this cursed land

Wtf I just said these words out loud and the furniture started floating o.o

I mean for some this is Lemmy for others this is Jarboa either way it’s a rodent therefore it may as well be cheese day 🧀

Although this would require agreement of most members of this free world app since some people are chees intolerant

I like the way you think (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞