Westerners: Japanese martial arts are so subtle and sophisticated.

Japanese martial arts: Bonk.

Stats are very important and can cause a playthrough to be very different. I can say more about it if you’re interested.

The details will take hours to come out, and then to be explained, and there will in parallel be political and expert reactions, and the relating and explanation of those.

Fuck yeah cows

Same. Became Polish, claimed to be German.

Love you, Ernest 💕

Say sike right now

A global ‘EU’ is the most likely way to end all wars, yes.

So hyped about making my first ever rock on a string, this is a really good rock, I hope no one is mean about it.

…42,000 years later

“That’s a penis!”