Draculas, Marios, and if you’re feeling bold enough for a postpositive adjective, Doms DeLuise

Thanks! I have a comedian friend who looks and sounds exactly like Joel Haver. I keep wanting to ask him if he’s Joel Haver, but I admittedly haven’t seen him since around the time Joel Haver got popular.

Bobby is going to be heartbroken. Please let him have this.

You can do it!

Yeah! That’s the spirit!

Don’t give up!

You’ve got this.

I believe in you.

I’m going to come back to this post every now and then to write myself messages of encouragement in the comments.