they’re SSDs compared to hard drives

inb4 it’s just due to higher blood pressure due to stress

also like… i think literal billions of people eat fried rice that’s been sitting in the fridge for a day or two, and yet “fried rice syndrome” remains basically an urban legend.

even better: freezer

if anything being lazy is good, that’s how we get people who invent machines to do menial labour for us.

yeah i considered that but then the whole thing is basically all black, and the original anarchist symbol has a red outer circle.

they’d just constantly sexually harass you to pollinate them, or probably worse: dismember them in an optimal fashion to replant and propagate

i prefer smonk alonks

pretty sure there are parts in gothenburg with grassy tram tracks as well, definitely parts with succulents and whatever manages to survive in the ballast.

hopping like a kangaroo is unlikely, but it would probably make sense for them to move like modern birds of the same size and whatever is the most similar ecological niche.