Let’s start a brushtail-possum–Virginia-opossum student exchange program!

This is the first time I’m noticing your possums don’t have an initial O.

He probably wanted a place to smoke a cigarette. They are remarkably chill for a wild animal.

You promise they’re smol?

I’ve never seen Charlie Chaplin in such high definition before.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negro_Matapacos

Because they’re beating up the street protesters, who are his found family.

Also revenge for the hundreds of dogs cops shoot every year why not.

Oh, hey, this isn’t fake news! New season starts in two weeks.

The Illuminutty.

Means-tested genocide on First Worlders who operate a rent-seeking business in a disadvantaged community for at least four years.