Honeydew is a garbage fruit.

Think you’re kind of neat, then she tells me I’m a creep.

Yeah, I think all three could fit there. Or close enough, anyway.

For a while they weren’t as good. Then they were TOO good. They were identical but the way the inclusions were structured was a giveaway (supposedly, I’m still not sure how true that was).

Now? The biggest giveaway is the lab certificate of authenticity.

Don’t resist. Let them know how you feel. That both stops the smarmy remarks and makes it more likely someone will look into it.

These jackasses probably thought the “new media” was synonymous with what they think of as the “liberal media”. Green Day is not subtle, but it’s still probably too subtle for some of them.

Trickle down economics, which is the “Horse and Sparrow” economic theory. Also known as “Let the masses eat shit”.

Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive.

“You would understand if you had a daughter”.

Sure thing, buddy. If you say so.