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I mean, I don’t think this is a decision most people would make for understandable reasons, but personally I would martyr myself throwing this orange asshole in prison.

Well, ultimately I want a utopian Star Trek universe with no borders but that’s kind of a pipe dream right now, so I’m just throwing my arms into the air in the interim.

People say things.

Every accusation is a confession with these people.

It’s too bad that judge probably knows that if he sends Trump to jail he’d be sentencing himself to death.

God I would have loved to have been on that Jury. During the selection process when they ask “do you have any reason to be biased against the defendant?” I’d be like “Oh I recognize him! He sold steaks from The Sharper Image 20 years ago. I remember as soon as I saw the commercial I hopped in my car and tore ass to the LaGuardia airport but by the time I got there they’d been discontinued. What’s he been up to since then?”

Yeah, being embarrassed is pretty much the best we can hope for, if he even registers that.

Octopuses are smart. Also, don’t ask me why, but the plural is octopuses and not octopi.