TheFunkyMonk

Well now I want to watch it again.

Dude was a 6 iron away.

Funny, I intentionally join my meetings a minute or two late to avoid the small talk.

Now I want a Master Sword letter opener.

locked in a 5 hour call for something I have no input on or care about

You are living my nightmare.

Good to know I’ll be able to get the diabetes medication I need sometime between 2027 and 2029.

Bone apple tea

Yeah I could probably get by without my physical credit/debit cards, but gotta at least have a thin wallet with a little cash for small businesses/food trucks that prefer it, my ID, and transit card.

It’s Elijah Wood, but the two look crazy similar and get mistaken for each other a lot. https://youtu.be/LNyCYngXjss

This is the primary reason I switched to iPhone. At least Apple’s business model is rooted in selling me overpriced gadgets rather than selling me.