63 points

2 hours? That sounds marvelous! Right now I get all caffeinated and then tether myself to a headset for 8 hours lol

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49 points

That’s why I made my work buy me a wireless headset.

That way when I’m locked in a 5 hour call for something I have no input on or care about I can at least get up and make myself a few cups of coffee

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40 points

locked in a 5 hour call for something I have no input on or care about

You are living my nightmare.

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30 points

I’m living myown nightmare

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5 points

now wander the space with a golf club or baseball bat

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5 points

Do you ever have to note or recall information afterwards? Because for me it wouldn’t be the sitting in a call for 5 hours part that would be the problem, it would be someone asking me to tell them anything that happened in it that would be the problem. I couldn’t even tell you who was in it

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3 points

I have trigger words that snap my attention into the call. I support the infrastructure for a cloud app. Most calls are on the app layer so I couldn’t care less. It’s only when the infrastructure gets mentioned I need to listen.

Yes I do take notes

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4 points

What headset are you using? I’ve got a big ass nose cancelling headset I use on my personal computer, but it’s a bit much for work - especially since I have to be on camera occasionally.

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2 points

Random Microsoft ones the work gave me. They are surprisingly small and comfortable

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3 points

So you’re telling me there’s are jobs where i don’t have to do anything for 5 hours at a time?

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13 points

No there are jobs that have 5 hour meetings while you watch your backlog pile up an extra 5 hours

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3 points

At that point I unplug my headphones and let the speakers do it so I can wander the room and not be literally tied down.

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2 points

They won’t give us wireless ones unless there’s some kind of medical exception… The managers get them but we don’t. I would buy my own but every time I try to use any of my own equipment IT freaks the fuck out about it

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8 points

We learned the magic words at my company.

Health and safety

Say that and they back down.

My work take h&s super serious. He’ll just today the upper management held a 90 min meeting right across lunch time that included a segment on how important it is that you get away from your PC during lunch.

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7 points

lol

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19 points

I see your caffeine and raise with amphetamines.

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4 points

For the ADHD crowd this is often literally how it works.

No stimulants? My restless leg will shake this whole building down. With stimulants? I can sit there at my desk, happy as a clam.

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16 points

My understanding is that caffeine doesn’t give you energy but instead blocks the sense of tiredness.

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Basically carbs and fat give you energy, if we’re talking the literal term. I think protein does too but it’s less.

But stimulants do unlock mental resources. I believe caffeine induces a fight or flight state (what I’ve heard; haven’t studied this), one aspect of which is the body decides to make more energy available at the cost of faster breakdown.

Dopaminergic stimulants give your body the sense it’s pursuing something important. So the same zap of released resources called “motivation” that you’d get if you suddenly realized your favorite person in the world is outside, you can also get by taking adderall or cocaine.

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Only if you take it once though. If you drink coffe regularly, you only get withdrawal symptoms if you have none instead. Coffeine has no stimulating effect if taken regularly.

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It does though. I’ve used caffeine stably for decades and it still has a stimulant effect in the morning.

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16 points

it’s interesting seeing a bunch of anxious people go exacerbate anxiety with caffeine. so many fuckin annoying encounters

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Yeah they really should be on Adderall like a fucking adult.

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Adderall is so much more chill than caffeine

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12 points

I just got to the dentist after having too much coffee, so this definitely tracks

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He makes your gums bleed, so you attack back with coffee breath. Nice!

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My dentist is honestly awesome and good at not doing that or poking where it hurts. It’s why I drive 2 hours one way for these appointments.

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